As I lay sleeping Monday morning, my friend texted me this link as he was getting ready to present his topic. It's 20 PhD Students putting there theses is very simple and hilarious words. These are some of my favorites:
1. Does music express emotions or just elicit them? Read the next 200 pages to not find out.
3. Nanoparticles are weird and I accidentally made a bomb and electrocuted myself.
17. People sometimes think about animals as if they're people. People like those animals a little more than regular animals. Except when they don't. I can't believe they gave me a PhD.
I will note that my friend sent me this at 4:43 a.m. EST, a balmy 1:43 a.m. his time.